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I wanted to share with sis a little of mom's goofiness.

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Sis is always telling me I need to chill.

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It's so nice to see my presents being used.

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Sis only hits me up when she wants something.

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I should never underestimate mom's hipness.

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With dad so busy lately, I'm eating out more often with mom.

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My daughter can text at just the wrong moments.

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Mom's cancelled plans can also be an opportunity.

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On her trip to visit my college, I'd only ditch my sister for some tail.

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It can be hard to hide my excitement coming home from mom.

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Sis knows how to get me off the computer.

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I'm not used to keeping two women happy.

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Most of my sister's snaps are rhetorical.

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Well I sent it to you both, sis.

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Mom knows I don't mind a little blood.

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"It's just a prank" didn't work with mom, either.

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I don't know why my sister always feels the need to confess to her boyfriend. Or maybe she just wants to share.

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My aunt thought up a good way for me to spend the summer.

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We try to stay busy when dad is working late.

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My daughter always keeps me abreast of what's new in her life.

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I've come to appreciate our loud washing machine.

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It's worth upgrading on vacation with my daughter.

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My sister doesn't get along well with her roommates, so I often go over to hang out.

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There's always ground rules when I visit my cousin's house.

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My friends can really make me regret being an only child.

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Mom has only added me on snapchat. But I'm not complaining.

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Sis and I have ways to make family vacations bearable.

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My Aunt tutors in what she knows best.

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My sister asks the darnedest questions.

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When your mom sees your aunt and your sis in public

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My aunt is always reminding me of proper table manners.

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My sister is a woman of few words.

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I love the little progress reports my daughter sends before I come home from work.

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I've found that being direct is the best way to deal with old boyfriends.

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My cousin always brings the bare necessities before she arrives.

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There are two types of girls in October. My sister is the fun kind.

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Mom has proven even more adventurous than I am.

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My sister and I have never kept too clean anyway.

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It's good to start the year off with a bang.

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Delayed texts are the worst.

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I guess Instagram isn't all that bad.

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I hate to be the barer of bad news.

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She’s been working hard for an iPhone.

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I do like rewards.

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To think, her mother taught her how to braid her hair.

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They say knowledge is its own reward.

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She started it.

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Better than carpool.

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I am okay with this.

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I'm still learning how to decode these mysterious creatures.

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Dad said to text pictures of the trip.

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Proper skin cream is essential.

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My sister may be a nerd, but we're alike in other ways.

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I'm not just handsy with computers.

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Not the best comeback, but it felt good at the time.

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Sis is always telling me to upgrade my apartment.

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A bit of ADD runs in the family.

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He earned it.

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My step sis is hot

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Some guys can't take a hint.

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