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"Yes, Master, I do get arrested a lot, but it can't be helped -- clothing is

"Yes, Master, I do get arrested a lot, but it can't be helped -- clothing is for the free."

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Domestic slavegirls -- putting the "sub" in "suburban" since

Domestic slavegirls -- putting the "sub" in "suburban" since before suburbs existed.

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Before there were clothes dryers, there were clotheslines. And the distinction between

Before there were clothes dryers, there were clotheslines. And the distinction between "wife" and "slavegirl" was a fine one in those days.

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Bankers and slavegirls are very similar. Bankers play with stocks & bonds,

Bankers and slavegirls are very similar. Bankers play with stocks & bonds, slavegirls play with stocks & wands.

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Slavegirls don't get to stop pole dancing until the pole cums.

Slavegirls don't get to stop pole dancing until the pole cums.

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It was a very different sort of bar exam, but if that's what it took to get a law

It was a very different sort of bar exam, but if that's what it took to get a law degree, so be it!

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In many slave kennels, slavegirls are acclimated to the feel of balls on their chins.

In many slave kennels, slavegirls are acclimated to the feel of balls on their chins.

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Booty in the Boot

Booty in the Boot

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Slavegirls who don't do their squats ... are squatted.

Slavegirls who don't do their squats ... are squatted.

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When she's mounted on the Sluterizer 3000 Slave Dolly, any slavegirl becomes a Porta-Plaything!

When she's mounted on the Sluterizer 3000 Slave Dolly, any slavegirl becomes a Porta-Plaything!

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Her face when she sees the line of men waiting to use her ...

Her face when she sees the line of men waiting to use her ...

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The modern slavegirl oil rig can extract oil 24/7.

The modern slavegirl oil rig can extract oil 24/7.

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"As far as you're concerned, it's a nude beach if I say it is, slut!"

"As far as you're concerned, it's a nude beach if I say it is, slut!"

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When your Master is a mage, you can find yourself tied to the damnedest things ...

When your Master is a mage, you can find yourself tied to the damnedest things ... like water, for instance.

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A well-balanced slavegirl can easily be controlled by a single pole in her ass.

A well-balanced slavegirl can easily be controlled by a single pole in her ass.

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The motion has been tabled!

The motion has been tabled!

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A push of a button sets the Slavegirl Wall Holder in motion, lowering her to her

A push of a button sets the Slavegirl Wall Holder in motion, lowering her to her knees where her open mouth can easily be used.

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They didn't call it "the hot seat" for nothing.

They didn't call it "the hot seat" for nothing.

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The kind of leash that makes a slavegirl think "I wanna be your dog."

The kind of leash that makes a slavegirl think "I wanna be your dog."

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You want masks worn by your servers? Try a BDSM cafe!

You want masks worn by your servers? Try a BDSM cafe!

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"OK, I'll sit on this dildo vibrator for another hour -- THEN you better let

"OK, I'll sit on this dildo vibrator for another hour -- THEN you better let me go!"

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For the Master it was a kinky orgy of epic stature. For the slavegirls, it was Thursday.

For the Master it was a kinky orgy of epic stature. For the slavegirls, it was Thursday.

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Being a present at a lesbian birthday party was so great sometimes: the surprise

Being a present at a lesbian birthday party was so great sometimes: the surprise on the birthday girl's face and in her body language was priceless!

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What's more wholesome than a picnic on a park bench?

What's more wholesome than a picnic on a park bench?

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It was perhaps the most poorly designed hammock ever. But it was a pretty good slavegirl

It was perhaps the most poorly designed hammock ever. But it was a pretty good slavegirl trap.

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When Mistress had mentioned "window treatments" it had not occurred to

When Mistress had mentioned "window treatments" it had not occurred to her that she might BE the window treatment.

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Slavegirls generally considered human centipede training to be the worst!

Slavegirls generally considered human centipede training to be the worst!

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The only thing worse than being a trade show display slavegirl is being a goodie

The only thing worse than being a trade show display slavegirl is being a goodie bag giveaway slavegirl.

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Full-service gas stations on slaveholding planets provide blowjobs and sex to keep

Full-service gas stations on slaveholding planets provide blowjobs and sex to keep drivers alert and happy

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Slavegirlologists have long worked on ways to hook up slavegirls in series to allow

Slavegirlologists have long worked on ways to hook up slavegirls in series to allow for more efficient transmission of orgasms.

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"A chair tie, Master? Really? So boring!" One hour later ...

"A chair tie, Master? Really? So boring!" One hour later ...

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Erotica writer searches desperately for inspiration

Erotica writer searches desperately for inspiration

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If you strip, collar, cuff and butthook a slavegirl, she owes you a blowjob out of

If you strip, collar, cuff and butthook a slavegirl, she owes you a blowjob out of simple gratitude.

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The most blatant plug for Eggo waffles ever!

The most blatant plug for Eggo waffles ever!

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"If you have any objections to your present situation, speak clearly and loudly

"If you have any objections to your present situation, speak clearly and loudly directly into my butt. Ohhh, yeah. Louder!"

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Women's sex ed classes in Japan always include Slavegirl Bondage Day. Why? Because

Women's sex ed classes in Japan always include Slavegirl Bondage Day. Why? Because they CAN!

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Slavegirls say , "When you've got it, flaunt it, even when it's shoved up your

Slavegirls say , "When you've got it, flaunt it, even when it's shoved up your butt!"

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She swore to herself that someday she would escape from the collar and then she was

She swore to herself that someday she would escape from the collar and then she was going to come back and redecorate the HELL out of that room!

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Between the tailhook and the dildo wand they had her cumming and going.

Between the tailhook and the dildo wand they had her cumming and going.

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It's a little known fact that if you really want to find Nirvana, you have to wear

It's a little known fact that if you really want to find Nirvana, you have to wear pasties.

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Her Slave Leia cosplay, though not COMPLETELY canon, was nevertheless VERY popular

Her Slave Leia cosplay, though not COMPLETELY canon, was nevertheless VERY popular with the guys.

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Nipple training in slave kennels can be curiously wholesome at times

Nipple training in slave kennels can be curiously wholesome at times

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Weddings go better with slavegirls, too!

Weddings go better with slavegirls, too!

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Her finishing move was the Flying Pussy Sammich.

Her finishing move was the Flying Pussy Sammich.

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A gamer's perfect slavegirl

A gamer's perfect slavegirl

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Lesbian slavegirl reaming is so much more heartfelt and sensitive than when guys

Lesbian slavegirl reaming is so much more heartfelt and sensitive than when guys do it.

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The difference between a real tavern and a phony tavern is the real ones have slavegirls

The difference between a real tavern and a phony tavern is the real ones have slavegirls on hand in case a customer wants a blowjob or some post-prandial fucking

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Slavegirls need motivational posters, too.

Slavegirls need motivational posters, too.

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Like most slavegirls, she chose the Kicking & Screaming option for her rape.

Like most slavegirls, she chose the Kicking & Screaming option for her rape.

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Press nipple to initiate orgasm sequence ...

Press nipple to initiate orgasm sequence ...

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Ya got yer laptop computers, yer desktop computers, and best of all yer slavetop

Ya got yer laptop computers, yer desktop computers, and best of all yer slavetop computers.

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As wedding photos went, it was .. different.

As wedding photos went, it was .. different.

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Sometimes you gotta put your car up on blocks, sometimes you gotta put your ponygirl

Sometimes you gotta put your car up on blocks, sometimes you gotta put your ponygirl up on blocks.

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She watched Master intently as he fiddled around at the grill. Was that a branding

She watched Master intently as he fiddled around at the grill. Was that a branding iron?

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Some people keep toys in the attic, some keep boytoys in the attic.

Some people keep toys in the attic, some keep boytoys in the attic.

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The senior class had voted her "Most likely to wind up naked, gagged, bound

The senior class had voted her "Most likely to wind up naked, gagged, bound and sucking cock in a dank cell" and sure enough, here she was!

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"Note that the slavegirl is now squirming in her bonds and begging for sex..."

"Note that the slavegirl is now squirming in her bonds and begging for sex..." slavers' classes could be so hard on a girl.

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This was not the bone she had hoped to be chewing on, but it was the one she had.

This was not the bone she had hoped to be chewing on, but it was the one she had.

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The Relaxathon 3000 Rape Rack is the ultimate ride for slavegirls -- they're still

The Relaxathon 3000 Rape Rack is the ultimate ride for slavegirls -- they're still going to be utterly helpless against being fucked, but they'll get raped in totally padded comfort!

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The problem with winning a bitch suit race is you're still a bitch in a bitch suit.

The problem with winning a bitch suit race is you're still a bitch in a bitch suit.

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