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3,900 upvotes 2,800 downvotes. Pulled from AdviceAnimals. Here they are. "Relax. Everything is OK Titties" meme

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Too crude for adviceanimals, commencer downvoting [NSFW]

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Congratulations To r/AdviceAnimals for the first subreddit to be completely void of creativity!

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former 28k owners know this. [fixed]

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With boobs taking over the front page of /r/adviceanimals...

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After browsing /r/AdviceAnimals today (NSFW)

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Reddit, you've failed me...

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Here's an extremely popular opinion for AdviceAnimals recently

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President Obama after seeing Amazon's announcement

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r/AdviceAnimals lately...

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In a new city where I don't know anyone, this is my Friday night

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Message to Will Smith, from Everybody.

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People I know in real life found my reddit username...

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When I click on a NSFW link thinking it contains nudity.

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To the guy who called me a "retard" for using the wrong meme

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As an American with insomnia.

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Good Guy VLC Player

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The real Scumbag Stacy doesn't even care...

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Generation X Grandma.

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After hearing that nobody wants to host the Olympics because it's too expensive

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I will never live this down.

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Well I got drunk as shit last night and apparently this seemed like a good idea

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I'm not a religious person.

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Whenever I click on a NSFW link and expect some boobs

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Stick it to the man, where it hurts the most...

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When I end up scrolling through r/all and only opening the nsfw links

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Already tired of all the leaked nudes posts? Well here is one that didn't make the list

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He was so proud of himself. [NSFW]

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I was driving with my boss to go pitch a sale when I answered my girlfriend's call...

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If she only knew....

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My gf thanked me for giving the cat a bath.

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The comments section of every NSFW porn post ever.

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I work in HR... After some small talk, I knew exactly who she was talking about.

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Your friend's sister?

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Eh, still got the job done. Nsfw

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The smell of something burning was coming from outside. My shy girlfriend thought it was the perfect chance to try her hand at being seductive.

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Just sayin

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My Scumbag Southern Baptist Parents

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Someone actually said this at work today.

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it's been 3 months "Don't worry, I'll send it out tomorrow"

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Heard on /r/Showerthoughts, brilliant!

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Best way to wake up

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Didn't have the heart to tell him, It makes for a very easy blow job though!

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I hear it's a great position for shower sex.

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The cable news brain drain was on every TV this morning at the gym. Apparently I'm "intolerant".

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Joys of dating a Med Student [NSFW]

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NSFW

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Challenged a guy to a worst chat up line contest, quickly realised I was out of my depth

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Bad Luck Geoff Britten

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I wish I was kidding.

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All this sexual advice, I just don't think the Mallard is qualified to handle it. Introducing Sexual Advice Swan.

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Definitely my boyfriend's boldest move ever (possibly NSFW)

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A NSFW text post? Really?

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Sex with SO after arguing for 3 days.

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Describe what r/adviceanimals looks like!

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Encountered this one last night

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I don't find it sexy at all...

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All is right in the universe

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Me (Dad) at the pool today surrounded only by moms, this went down well

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With all this "boys in blue" crap today...

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